roachpatrol:

shadybacon:

roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

laughingsquid:

Pick Two Sets of These Animals to Defend You, Because the Rest of Them Are Coming To Kill You

1 human, 3 bears. i’m assuming they can also use the terrain.

id pick the human and the ten thousand rats. the other creatures are mostly predators, who look cool but are by nature cautious and easily spooked by prey species fighting back and would thus be freaked into running away after a couple good nips— and if they didn’t, they’d be skeletonized. and even angry bulls cant do much against a swarm of tiny opponents: they could trample a couple by sheer luck, i guess, but, again, TEN THOUSAND RATS. a swarm of ten thousand rats is enough to win against anything. the human with a gun would just be there so i had someone to chat with during the clean up.

I don’t know man, if the five gorillas are organized, they can beat a fuckin’ tank

sure, but rats aren’t a tank. a tank is one slow, solid enemy with very limited mobility. you can punch a tank. a rat swarm, like pretty much any other kind of swarm, has pretty much infinite mobility, and can attack you from every direction all at once. the gorillas would have the best chance against the rat swarm to survive,  since they have hands and can climb and are smart and their top speed is a disturbingly zippy 20mph, but how the hell would they win? swat the ground with branches? anywhere they touch the ground, rats can run up and start biting them. have you ever tried to fight a swarm of wasps? this would be like that except the wasps are eating you. and there’s ten thousand of them.