jumpingjacktrash:

rockpapertheodore:

ryncoon:

rockpapertheodore:

D&D character concept

you’re a bard who has had a really good life, overall. Relatively humble life, no terrible trauma, no complicated revenge plot, no evil relatives and no enemies worse than, “that’s Jeff, he’s a prick, but he makes a nice pudding, the wanker.”

At least until this jerk of a noble stole your dog. Now you are on a quest, In Search of the Good Boy.

The journey isnt exactly frought with danger, there’s a misunderstanding with a goblin whose startup food wagon business gets mistaken for some kind of extortion or toll booth, but boy howdy, if these kebabs she’s selling are extortion, you don’t mind one bit! You leave that encounter several silver less, with a bundle of delectable foodstuffs in hand. You take it upon yourself to tell people how delicious this goblins food is. Then you set up camp in a field, and while you’re sitting by the campfire, wishing you had saved some of the goblin’s kebab for later, a couple of orcs emerge from the night to ask you to please put out your fire, there’s been a drought going on and there’s a severe risk of wildfires breaking out. They instead invite you to their farmhouse for the night, and are very pleasant company that brew wonderful tea.

Eventually, after many enjoyable encounters and after making many new friends, you finally reach the noble-who-took-your-dog’s house. You knock, and the noble in question, to your great surprise, answers the door themself.

They are much more good-looking up close than you thought they would be.

You explain why you’re there and they apologize profusely for the misunderstanding, because they thought your Good Pooch was a stray, and you hear barking and wagging and excited pup sounds as your dog races to greet you.

Your quest is complete. You have found The Good Boy.

Also the Noble asks you out, and then you eventually get married, and the orc farmers are there, and their farm is flourishing, and the goblin food wagon chef is there, and her business is booming thanks to your patronage, and now she has a brick and mortar restaurant that you and the Noble helped her to open.

Your dog is there and you’re happy.

The end.

#presumably this whole situation is gay#if for some reason it isn’t please correct it in your head to make it gay#if it’s not gay enough please imagine it moreso#character concept#story concept#I guess this isn’t really a D&D character concept and more of just#a fantasy character concept#In Search of the Good Boy

Dude it’s beautiful and was absolutely gay af 

thank you I’m so glad that that was conveyed properly

thank you for taking my mind on this smol journey