marzipanandminutiae:

kaylapocalypse:

cassandrexx:

my-nameless-bliss:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

for the next Reboot That Makes Men Angry I’d like to submit for your consideration Lupita Nyong’o as Indiana Jones

and she steals artifacts from museums and returns them to their rightful cultures

Oh my god, imagine the Indiana Jones temple-robbing scenes in reverse! She walks through the Scorpion pit, she ducks under the swinging axe, she jumps the spike trap… She pulls the idol from her bag and gently places it back on the altar. Then she walks out without looking back while all around her, the temple settles back down into tranquility.

The beginning of the movie would start with a heist to rob the museum which would make it a double adventure heist movie.

and when she does archaeology, she’s a legit archaeologist

Indiana Jones and the Temple of NAGPRA Compliance