copperbadge:

whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome:

copperbadge:

hxans:

I saw this on FB & immediately thought of sharing it with @copperbadge

Personally I find this horrifying but maybe it appeal so on some folks

*GASP OF HORRIFIED DELIGHT*

IT’S APPALLING 

I NEED IT

@copperbadge

honestly “it’s appalling; i need it” is like the driving force of humanity what a MOOD i mean. whither this compunction? what deep hole in humanity’s collective psyche did it crawl out of?

also i don’t even LIKE chocolate but i think i need a slice of this

I think it’s a survival of the species thing. Like, every once in a while one of us loses our shit and does something we definitely should not, and if we survive it then we can tell everyone else “hey this thing is survivable” and if we don’t, we are a cautionary tale to the next generation. 

But it used to be like, the first person to try eating an artichoke or the first person to try persistence-hunting a cheetah. Now that most things we encounter won’t kill us, we resort to stuff like this just to make sure we’re trying every possible angle to ensure the species continues even if we do not.