jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

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johnjanuarius:

tostadasheep:

A Statistics teacher in Gotham makes a graph comparing times when Bruce Wayne goes on long vacations with times Batman gets beaten up really badly by villains to illustrate to his class how correlation does not equal causation.

Well, obviously Bruce Wayne wouldn’t want to be in Gotham when Batman is in recovery and can’t protect the city. Duh!

And that’s how “The Coward Bruce Wayne” became an incredibly popular Gotham meme

you idiots, obviously bruce wayne goes on vacation to beat batman up

no you guys, bruce wayne is a famous philanthropist, obviously he takes batman to a private island resort to recover in secret

i know because i asked one of his security guys about it and he said “i can’t confirm or deny anything like that” which we all know is basically a confession