– the merciless yet weirdly affectionate dragging of tuukka rask
– every single photo of tyler seguin
– comparisons between jamie benn and long-lashed farm animals
– accurately subtitled gifsets that look like they’re from pre-porn actor interviews when taken out of context because hockey really is Like That
– hockey players ft. children and/or dogs
– every single story about jaromir jagr, actual living memelord
– OCTOPUS SEASON
– CATFISH
– Official Avs Tumblr Thirst ™ for gabriel landeskog
– lovingly rendered hd slow-mo gifsets of fights
– important Ass Science
– instagram reposts where someone who knows all the players’ semi-secret personal accounts has gone through the comments to add on annotated banter screenshots
– every single callback to That Time Wilso And Latts Were Proud About Their Bargain Tomato Sauce Purchase
– the wonderful sense of community that comes from inhabiting the same trashpile
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