i really love when people on tumblr make a purposefully misspelled and idiotic post to annoy asshole “intellectuals” and respond to their corrections with increasingly inane comments, because it makes me imagine diogenes of sinope going to one of plato’s lectures and calling him ‘sweatie :)’
diogenes, holding up a plucked chicken: finally found me a man 🙂 lol!
plato: that’s a chicken.
diogenes: ummmm but sweatie you said a man is a featherless biped
plato: that’s not what i meant-
diogenes: but this is a biped? with no feathers? lol
plato: FINE. man is a featherless biped with broad, flat nails. now get rid of that chicken
diogenes, holding up a plucked chicken with fake nails glued to its feet: um, sweatie,