thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

i really love when people on tumblr make a purposefully misspelled and idiotic post to annoy asshole “intellectuals” and respond to their corrections with increasingly inane comments, because it makes me imagine diogenes of sinope going to one of plato’s lectures and calling him ‘sweatie :)’

diogenes, holding up a plucked chicken: finally found me a man 🙂 lol!

plato: that’s a chicken.

diogenes: ummmm but sweatie you said a man is a featherless biped

plato: that’s not what i meant-

diogenes: but this is a biped? with no feathers? lol

plato: FINE. man is a featherless biped with broad, flat nails. now get rid of that chicken

diogenes, holding up a plucked chicken with fake nails glued to its feet: um, sweatie,

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