thearrogantemu:

kareenvorbarra:

so elves don’t get sick, right? you know what this means for early elf/human relations right

• elven healers who are fantastic with injuries, but have no fucking clue what to do about even the most basic human illnesses
• elven healers at the border forts in the north requesting human healers as partners so they can better care for the mixed human and elven forces stationed there
• elven healers going to study with the most well-known human healers to learn about this huge new field of medicine, and sharing their knowledge with the humans in return
• human healers and elven healers working together to find new treatments for diseases

Human: Oh come on, no one dies of a broken heart.
Elf: (dies of sadness)

Elf: Oh come on, no one dies of the bacteria that live on their skin!
Human: (dies of septicemia)