roachpatrol:

ceekari:

roachpatrol:

humans are an absurd collection of wet sacs wrapped around a brittle carbon-calcium scaffold. filaments are also involved, as is squirting. to get to space they have to load themselves into complicated artificial polymer sacs and squirt themselves VERY fast. i love them

Frequently we put ourselves into special metal sacs and squirt ourselves horizontally along the tar tendrils so we can go very far very fast.

see!! SEE!!!