i-was-once-a–tortoise:

things that canonically exist in the taz universe:

– pro wrestling
– cooking shows
– kids detective novels
– craigslist, only it’s a literal list made by craig, a gnome
– depression and nihilism so powerful it turns you and everyone in your world into a dimension-eating hivemind abomination
– an entire town full of clones of a specific real-world radio personality

things that canonically don’t exist in the taz universe:

– the number 69
– cheese