headcanon that the thb fuck with leon so much bc it’s how they used to fuck with davenport. the problem is that dav could dish out as much as he took.
#dav: taako could you calibrate the map for this plane? #taako: right…now is that this screen here or #dav: yep. the microwave is the navigation system you’ve helped me with for the past fifty years. got it in one. #[later] taako: hey capnport the electricity in my room stopped working?? #dav: huh……weird……how do i make this doohickey route the electricity again? #taako: THAT’S THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT AND YOU KNOW IT