roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

variablejabberwocky:

roachpatrol:

that wolf-meets-dog-horror comic got me thinking about werewolves and how different kinds of werewolves must have very different feelings about dogs. like, my erskin was born a wolf and remains very staunchly a wolf in terms of his self identity. his boyfriend bel just got turned into a werewolf a couple months back. and they stand at totally polar ends of like… the werewolf opinion spectrum on dogs. 

like, erskin finds dogs to be kind of pathetic, mutated idiots— part alien child and part alien toy. he’ll go to a dog park sometimes for funsies, like you might go to the circus and laugh at the clowns, but he doesn’t respect dogs or want to interact with any of them on an ongoing basis. he would probably eat a dog if he was hungry enough and got the drop on one. he might actually have already eaten a dog. he’s definitely eaten foxes. in contrast, he thinks of wild wolves as people, just people who aren’t as smart as his relatives. they look and sound like people. 

bel is like overwhelmed with delight and joy that as a werewolf he can communicate with other canids and is busy disney princessing it up with every fox and coyote and chihuahua he comes across. humans and dogs are just predisposed to like each other: being able to communicate even more clearly with each other due to lycanthropy just tightens and reaffirms that bond. 

so i bet wolfish werewolf families have no dogs whatsoever, and humanish werewolf families have two to three times as many dogs as werewolves. mixed families have… a lot of friction. 

#imagine if your husband kept trying to adopt clowns#‘MR SQEAKUMS IS SUCH A GOOD BOY THO’#hon he’s a freak who keeps falling over his own feet#he tried to eat a chair#he thinks a rubber ball is a worthy foe#this is my house not a comedy show#werewolves#‘he can help us hunt!’#HE IS A DASCHUND

wait a second is this where the ‘clowns as pets’ meme started??

ROACH IS THIS YOUR FAULT

oh my god