first time i realized my 1st grade friend was full of shit and a bitch: she was tellin everyone a story abt how she and her grandma cooked “the worlds biggest cookie” that took up a whole block of the neighborhood (p sure this is the plot of a hey arnold! episode) & i was following til she said they “used the sun to cook it but the moon melted it again.” little me knew that was BS just cuz the sun is hot don’t make the moon cold, & coldness doesn’t UNCOOK food. tch. called her on it n she cried