good taz things

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1. taako’s sincere voice
2. that time when carey thought magnus was hitting on her and she was like “you’re not my……. cup of tea” and mag was like “i know you’re gay” and made her a ring
3. it ended on episode 69, which is the sex number
4. lup was looking after her dumbass brother and the first thing she did when she could talk to him was kinkshame him
5. angus mcdonald, boy detective
6. the moon base, home to the bureau of balance and also fantasy costco and the chug n squeeze
7. the form of transport between the planet and the not-really-the-moon moon is cannons
8. the lack of description of garfield the deals warlock, leading to most fanart of him being garfield the cat
9. when lup made the umbra staff, which justin knew would become an icon of his character, taako made fun of her for looking like a clown
10. lup is arguably the coolest character and she’s trans
11. all the gays
12. boyland’s 400 sons and 13 daughters and unknown number of wives and husbands
13. the big enemy is basically vore
14. team sweet flips, which is 2 lesbians and a robot who is also probably lesbian
15. abraca-fuck-you
16. merle has completely forgotten that kravitz was responsible for the loss of his arm and continues to blame magnus
17. magnus eating the philosopher’s stone
18. everyone just assumed that the reason tres horny boiz could resist the relics was bc they were dumb as hell
19. they almost always refuse to take anything seriously, but when they are serious… oh boy
20. garyl the binicorn
21. klarg just wants to drink tea with taako
22. characters such as tom bodett (who is every citizen of rockport), della reese (a powerful angel), and clint mcelroy (the embezzling janitor)
23. taako wore a skirt and the other boys kept trying to make it a Man Skirt™ but justin was like “no dudes it’s just a skirt”
24. merle switched gods and clint immediately forgot who his previous god was
25. “taako went on a date with death” “[you hear a very familiar voice that makes you so happy but you don’t know why] is it kravitz?” “you’re dating the grim reaper??” “i love you, taako” “i saw my boyfriend” “my boyfriend is death”
26. the way the boys get so invested in the npcs
27. all of the antagonists are so good (magic brian, jenkins, sloane, kravitz, the purple worm, lydia & edward, john hunger) (actually fuck lydia & edward. jenkins also is kinda shitty. of course the hunger isn’t great exactly. but yeah magic b, sloane, krav, and that bigass worm are all wonderful and gay)
28. the ipre, aka nasa but with wizards
29. griffin’s elevator fetish
30. it’s me, taako. you know, from tv?
31. taako’s relationship with paloma. his disappointment when he was tryin to talk about baking and she was like “uhhhhhhhhhhhhh scone magic”. him calling her the oldest woman he had ever seen.
32. the cleric never heals anyone but damn he can make people tell the truth
33. the whole thing actually

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