yfip: anthony j crowley

excessivelysesquipedalian:

• has owned the same car for like 70 years & only put gas in it once to get a james bond window sticker
• exercises a regime of terror over his house plants
• criticizes other demons despite being the worst demon ever
• charged into a burning building to save his supposed enemy
• thinks gluing coins to the sidewalk qualifies as demonic evil
• quotes action movies when stressed