roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

jordannwitt:

benito-cereno:

jordannwitt:

splendude:

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

thank you osmosis jones

My immune system tried to kill me though.

Jordan just remember you had twenty five billion enemies trying to kill you and you’ve survived them all

Take THAT you tiny goddamn sons of bitches. 

i have 25 billion confused citizens fighting amongst themselves over whether or not to smash the state, and it makes me feel uncertain

jesse you’re such a punk rebel even your cells want to smash the system