The Adventure Zone but with Percy Jackson style episode titles

dingusmcdougall:

1. Merle Studies His Cantrips
2. We Have Tea With a Bugbear
3. Taako Steals Some Shoes
4. We Meet Magic Brian
5. Taako Tries to Eat a Robe
6. We Hide in a Well
7. We Drink Magic Jellyfish Shit
8. Magnus Takes up Arms
9. We Shop At Fantasy Costco
10. Magnus Gets Naked
11. We Get Hosed By Tom Bodett
12. Jenkins Saves a Spell Slot
13. We Get Crabs
14. Merle Plays Diarrhea Cop
15. Magnus Gains a Lot of Weight
16. Taako Steals Some Silverware
17. Magnus Eats Unicorn Dick
18. Merle Seduces a Plant
19. Magnus Chops a Treant’s Butt Off
20. We Fight Weeds on Floor Twenty
21. Merle Finds Some Extreme Teens
22. Can You Nonlethally Cleave an NPC in Twain?
23. We Create Our Fursonas
24. Merle Swims With the Fishes
25. We Meet Garyl, the Phantom Binicorn
26. Taako Enlarges a Motorcycle
27. Hurley Drives Off a Cliff
28. Johann and the Voidfish Have a Jam Session
29. Lucretia’s Necklace Ruins Candlenights
30. We Are Serenaded By a Rock
31. Taako Eats a Sandwich
32. We Quiz a Robot
33. We Meet the Hugbears
34. God Lies
35. Merle Gets Wood
36. Taako Invents Hentai
37. Merle Unmakes Some Souls
38. Magnus Eats the Philosopher’s Stone
39. We Create a Spiral Mantube
40. Magnus Goes Rogue
41. We Get a Shopping Montage
42. We Die
43. Taako Meets a Fan
44. We Blow Up a Locker Room
45. We Have a Talk With a Skeleton
46. We Rob a Bank
47. We Receive a Ball, a Sack, and a Tool
48. We Chat With the Dishware of Christmas Past
49. We Flee the Worm
50. Taako Accessorizes
51. Magnus Packs a Box of Shrunken Boys
52. We Play Monster Factory
53. We Find a Severed Head
54. We Try to Date a Mannequin
55. Merle Does Some Healing
56. Magnus is Skinjacked by the Marketing Department
57. We Discover Some Very Familiar Pants
58. We Visit Garfield’s Secret Evil Lab
59. Merle and Taako Trip Balls
60. Magnus Wrassles the Power Bear
61. Griffin Breaks Travis’s Universe
62. We Get a Beach Episode
63. Merle Plays Chess With the Final Boss
64. Taako Does Inspirational Plagiarism
65. Lup Burns Down the DMV
66. We Create the Seven McGuffins of Doom
67. We Have a Family Reunion
68. Taako Gets in a Foodtruck Explosion
69. We Found the Cult of Jeffandrew
70. Epilogue: Magnus Gets a Dog