idiopathicsmile:

idiopathicsmile:

idiopathicsmile:

vrala:

a d&d campaign where everyone is a bard and you’re a punk rock band TRYING to go on tour but all these villages are just so fucked up

i am really digging the idea of, like, a bard bassist. a bard drummer.

a BARD BACKUP VOCALIST

running around trying to inspire adventurers via ONLY THE HARMONIES

ok next campaign: chaotic good alto

i am trying to figure out what your strategy would look like in a five-bard party

i mean presumably you’d mostly be trying to bluff your way through encounters, since dear god that is a squishy group

still, you’d probably have to fight sometimes

imagine one bard wielding a tiny dagger while four other bards simultaneously work some “inspire courage” by playing the loudest, wildest fantasy-punk riffs they’ve got

everyone rolls a twenty. the monster is defeated with essentially a coring knife. the power of rock n roll.