violacakes:

thegnosticgospelofjulio:

kaylalacey95:

violacakes:

troey-jibiani:

Ok but what if for Halloween Dex wears a bad blond wig and glasses and Nursey wears a white snapback and salmon shorts

OK but the best thing about that is that Ransom and Holster CANNOT figure out who they are in costume as, and it just gets funnier as the night goes on because they keep guessing wrong.

Okay but then as they get more drunk they start hyperbolically acting out scenes from Ransom and Holsters life and they keep getting more and more touchy feely and ridiculous as the night goes on. 

Dex: Bro…Share a beer with me bro…

Nursey: Bro…I’m going to fucking cherish that beer with you bro..

Dex: I just..I need you to know that this is such a special fucking moment for me man…

Nursey: Bro…

Holster: Bro…Are they like….a Meme…or something?

Ransom: I don’t know man…Hey share a beer with me bro?

Holster: Wait.

UM BUT WAIT
Lardo and Shitty go as Jack & Bitty. And this is Lardo and Shits we’re talking about so, it’s subversion galore. What does that mean? That mean Lardo is Jack and Shitty is Bits.

-Lardo goes all out with the contouring. I’m talking chiseled cheekbones, jawline. Blue contacts. Styles her hair like Jack, gets some Adidas track pants and a black t shirt.

-Shitty doesn’t shave his mustache, but he trims it so its not so bushy. He puts on a blonde wig and gets Lardo to style it. He gets a cute little button up, but that’s not the clincher. He puts on the TEENIEST little shorts, which just barely cover his ass and nads.

– Lardo wears a muscle suit and pads her butt with foam. She stands around frowning at everyone with her arms crossed. Jack sees her and says “I don’t do that.” AS HE’S STANDING THERE WITH HIS ARMS CROSSED, FROWNING.

-Shitty takes on a horrible southern accent and makes up incredibly bizarre exclamations (“mercy May heaven biscuits!”). He keeps draping himself suggestively over furniture, and Bitty keeps laughing so hard he cries.

-Lardo starts eating protein powder out of the tub with a spoon. Shitty starts peeling apples.

-its all fun and games until Shitty squats and his balls fall out of his shorts in front of everyone.

@troey-jibiani I hope this is okay lol

And THEN someone starts playing Partition…

The resulting dirty dancing that follows makes everyone uncomfortably aroused and raises a lot of questions.

RANSOM: Are Dex and Nursey making out on the dance floor because they just realised they’re into each other, or because they’re us?

HOLSTER: Bro, we don’t make out with each other.

RANSOM: …

RANSOM: Should we?

JACK: So, um.

BITTY: Yes. Upstairs. Now.