taliabobalia:

taliabobalia:

it’s pretty wild that this reality is what we got in exchange for the cubs breaking their world series curse. not worth it imo.

i can fully imagine some dudebro cubs megafan drunkenly stumbling into a magic time machine & it telling him he can change 1 thing in the world and his go-to was for the cubs to win. now every day he watches the butterfly effect of his decision destroy all of humanity, with zero memory of that magic time machine because he was mad wasted. telling himself, sure, the world is rapidly going to so much shit, but at least i got to see my cubbies break the curse of the billy goat.