kent-parsons-cowlick:

The implications of that past tense are….interesting. 

Dex has known Shitty for two years. What does he call him now?

“Now KPC,” you may say, “he doesn’t really call him anything now because he’s not at Samwell anym–”

“Shhh,” I say, gently laying a finger on your supple lips, “there’s literally a panel last update where Dex and Shitty are seen cheering on the Falcs together.”

“Okay,” you concede, “but where are you going with this?”

“I’m going to the obvious conclusion:” I draw out the words before pausing for dramatic effect. “Dex, through what are probably hilariously mundane circumstances, found out Shitty’s first name.”

“Holy shit,” you whisper, stunned.

“Or rather,” I counter, “holy not Shit.”