omgpieplease:

halfabreath:

i know a lot of us would like to see Holster playing in the NHL one day, but consider this: 

adam “holster” birkholtz, the sassiest goddamn referee in the NHL (after mike leggo, of course)

here is some evidence:

• he knows the rules, is an excellent skater, and likes to judge people
• he is a Giant who can break up any and all fights
• all the danger of an NHL game without the constant fear of being traded
• his terrible fashion sense can still be represented in this ugly-ass uniform
• still gets to wear a helmet so no one can see his awful hair cut
• he still gets to curse, fine, and maintain control over the Sin Bin

he would 100% do this:

it would be really funny if this happened:

in summation, please make Holster a ref in your next fic because it’s A. hilarious and B. probs more realistic and C. DID I MENTION HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS

holy. fucking. shit. holy shit. THI S IS TOO PERFECT HOW IS IT SO PERFECT?????? A+ good job 100% gold star. I loveit.
also now I have something I can use this pic as a reference for.