fynneyseas:

Snowy may or may not wear high end eyeliner in his day-to-day, but when it comes to game day, he still uses the same Maybelline pencil liner that he bought for $5.99 when he was 16.

Blackest Black, “like my soul,” because you cannot convince me that this pretentious hipster goalie was not a certified jock edgelord when he was 16. 

He lives in constant fear that Maybelline will discontinue the product.