This is gold this, absolute gold, the most over the top melodramatic hysterical ridiculous thing I’ve ever read
i’ve read this before but it’s fucking hilarious how wound up this woman gets over this
like HOLY shit
“I stand, a lone tyrannosaurus, bellowing at a world I don’t understand”
holy hell girl, calm yourself.Ahahahahahaha jeeeeeeesus, lady.
this is the best thing you’ll read all day I swear
