Aries: Fear not the sacrosanct. Fear that which was sacrosanct and now lies twisted beyond recognition.
Taurus: The crown of a dead kingdom is still a crown. Meaning is a personal thing.
Gemini: We all follow different paths, and yet you still feel as if you lag behind. Do not compare apples and oranges.
Cancer: No, getting ripped won’t solve all your problems but consider how you can tackle all your problems when you’re fuckin ripped.
Leo: Don’t be someone else. Be so many parts of so many different people that it ends up being original. Thats how everyone else does it.
Virgo: Feeling content with oneself is one of lifes final joys. Rest on a bed of laurels.
Libra: For every cell in your body there are six foreign bacterial cells. You are mostly other things. Who cares.
Scorpio: The harder you fail the better a story your revenge becomes.
Ophiuchus: Life is an endless deluge of bullshit. It doesn’t get easier per se, but you get really good at dodging deluges of bullshit.
Sagittarius: Insults can’t just be good, they gotta be timely. Let it flow.
Capricorn: When you are being hunted, prepare. Let them come.
Aquarius: No, not all is fair in love and war but who’s gonna talk shit if you just bit someones nose off?
Pisces: Be the giant robot you always wanted to be.
Normal Horoscope:
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just moving along like everyone else 