Sheriff Woody is the new god of tumblr

violentreb:

luciferianblacklight:

figlias:

asgardian-viking:

according to american gods the collective ideas and beliefs are enough to give birth to a new deity, this doesnt just aplied to say gods like odin but to concepts like media and the internet,as well. They also gain power from worship and sacrifices.

• Woody Roundup is a collective effort

• Deactivated Urls are offered in sacrifice with each one becoming a new branch of the hivemind

• There are People who say i pray that your blog gets taken over by the woody collective to evildoers

• People say its name in attempt to summon it like bloody mary

Ergo Woody is a hivemind eldritch god but a benevolent one

ALL HAIL SHERIFF WOODY

thank you sheriff for blessing us with your presence

I’m no God, just a simple Sheriff

I’m no God, just a simple Sheriff

I’m no God, just a simple Sheriff