violacakes:

lardo4lyfe:

camillacollinsfanclub:

reminder that this is an actual thing that was said by william ‘dex’ j. pointdexter to his captain at what is most certainly one of their first meetings. 

don’t look at me and tell me dex hasn’t had some very gay thoughts about jack’s butt.

#i like to think that it’s just kind of a rite of passage#that all smh team freshmen get HUGE GAY CRUSHES on the seniors#it’s just kind of a thing#it’s the juniors’ job to sit them down and be like#‘hey your feelings are valid and so is your romantic and sexual orientation…#but u don’t actually like this dweeb’#holtzy gave the talk to dex#bitty gave it to tango (about rans)#nursey will probz have to give it to the whole damn freshmen class for bitty rip 
tags via @chillwhiskey

Shitty designed his own So You Have A Crush On Jack Zimmermann, Don’t Sweat It Brah We’ve All Been There pamphlet to distribute to all freshman recruits.

What he must never know is that Jack and Lardo distributed their own pamphlet titled The Bewildering Appeal of Shitty Knight’s Sick Flow: A Survivor’s Guide.