gutsybitsies:

antivanwine14:

Based off of a real situation with a Russian I knew:

So Bitty has definitely called people a peach before. So at some point, after Jack is out to the team and Bitty has met them, Tater is helping with him something and Bitty says, “You’re a peach.” Tater is confused, but is like well that sounds nice, so alright. 

He goes to Snowy a little while later and asks what it means when someone calls you a peach.

And Snowy replies, “A peach…do you mean a bitch?”

Tater, “No…no…I am pretty sure it is a peach.”

“Are you sure it wasn’t bitch? People don’t usually say that…wait…was it Bitty?”

“Yes!”

“It means you are sweet and I think that is also a fine.”

Pffftt omg tater getting fined for endearments from bitty is hilarious because like, it gets jack /going/

Jack: haha i know my boyfriend is an open, friendly, and very southern person who liberally uses terms like “honey” “sweetheart” on his friends. But he called me sweetie and handsome like a gajillion more times on the phone just now haha ISNT THAT FUNNY heres $500 in the sinbin to counter the $50 that Tater put in.
Tater: Haha B like calling people sweet! He call me sweetpea other day

Jack, later: Bitty are you cheating on me with Tater?
Bitty: ????????
Bitty: no???