jackzimmermannn:

Okay but.

We talk about how unsubtle Bittle is.

Imagine Tater with any sort of SO. 

This large, friendly, Russian hockey player would literally never shut-up about whoever he was dating. Pictures everywhere. Endless anecdotes. Constant smiling.

 “You have good weekend? Girlfriend and I go to movie. I buy her biggest popcorn, extra butter.” 

“Girlfriend be jelly and I be peanut butter for Halloween. Like sandwich!! So funny, her idea. She make me laugh.”

“Jack have girl who is great cook. Don’t tell girlfriend, she get jealous.” 

Oooooooh and now I’m having thoughts about Tater with a hispanic girlfriend, trying his damndest to learn Spanish.

Tater on the plane to a game, jammed into a seat with giant headphones, loudly reciting Spanish phrases. 

“HOLA ZIMMBONI. YOU BUENO, YES????”