There is nothing about this title I don’t like.
The best part of this title is that in the second half, each new word is completely unpredictable based on what comes before it.
“US government plans to use drones to fire” okay, I see where this is going
“vaccine-laced” wait
“M&Ms” what
“near” not ‘at’?
“endangered” what
“ferrets” what
What I really love is how the ferrets in the picture look like they’ve just read that headline and are equally bewildered.
US government plans to use drones to fire vaccine-laced M&Ms near endangered ferrets
just moving along like everyone else 