every tumblr post in 2017

a tumblr user: you know when you uh…. astral project… to walgreens…. to pick up some excedrin for your headache but get sidetracked in the “intimate care” aisle because your… soul projection just noticed that they actually stock tiny vibrators in-store at walgreens and it really catches you by surprise then you notice an employee staring at your shadowy, indistinct form which is awkwardly hunched over in front of the condom shelf and you have to struggle to explain what you’re doing there hahaha
someone with a junkrat icon and a 3 page long blocklist linked in their about: hey OP just wondering why did you kill wolfgang amadeus mozart with poison