incorrectcheckpleasequotes:

Holster: One of you gets the attic as dibs but I don’t know who to pick. So in order to get it, you have to come up with a better idea than chainsaw bullets.

Nursey: What about a gun that shoots mini sandwiches or something?

Tango: What about a gun that you can curve the bullets, so you can shoot around stuff?

Ransom: No, come on we need good ideas.

Whiskey: A gun that shoots another gun.

Holster: Ok getting bette–

Dex: A gun that shoots another gun that shoots chainsaw bullets.

Ransom: Dex gets the dibs.