confusedpumpkin:

ffffuck-the-lax-team:

A callout post for goalie snowy:

1) that much eyeliner but you couldnt be bothered to fill in your brows.

2) your mask is off you dont HAVE to drink water like that

3) why do u look like they forced you to be there. No matter where you are

4) why is your hair so pointy. You wear a helmet.

1) No one taught him how to do his makeup properly. He probably watched a ton of youtube makeup tutorials and just never thought about filling in his eyebrows. Buddy, you got a whole new world that’s gonna open up for ya

2) He’s channeling Braden Holtby shhhh. He probably idolizes Holtbae and wants to be just like him

3) He’s pretending to be Chill™ as goalies do but inside he’s completely unchill. To distract himself, he drinks some water

4) His hair is insured for $10,000