prowls-analysis:

toodrunktofindaurl:

I’m convinced that humans have the shittiest of reputation in the Universe

(Have to reblog this because of the line on the poster “If you see a human, throw a puppy at them and RUN.” Leaving aside the danger to the puppy, the idea of “use the cute response to slow down the invading murder-apes” is hilarious. Picture aliens developing the technology to prolong the puppy phase for years on end, so they could have a human-diverter defense on hand and ready to go the moment humans found their well-concealed base. “They found us! Activate the emergency evacuation flitters and release the puppies!”)