what i’m getting from all these “humans are weird aliens” things is that we as a species are best known for being batshit fucking crazy
batshit crazy brave [the “lets get the space pirates to talk about their babies and see us as people so they won’t murder us, and it WORKED” species]
batshit crazy loyal [the “defend pack bonded entities until death” species]
batshit crazy affectionate [the “pack bond with cleaning droids and name them Stabby” species]
batshit crazy curious [the “tape two warp cores together and ride them into the sun, twice, just to see what would happen” species]
batshit crazy resourceful [the "we made a replacement warp core engine out of duct tape, a bobby pin, and a spare nuke” species]
or just batshit crazy in general [the “sees a predator and tries to tame it” species]
we’re not big or mean or super smart
we are, at least to other species, out of our fucking minds
and they like us for it
what humans are
Published
just moving along like everyone else 