zimmboners:

ok but like everyone in the team being lowkey Highkey Jealous of tango because he’s one of the few people that can get introverted whiskey to be rly engaged in a conversation (one time they watched as whiskey excitedly talks to tango about Something and INTERRUPTS HIM!!! interrupts TANGO who is asking questions 24/7 25/8 what in the God Damnd Hell…)

so like they Try So Hard to get on whiskey’s “good side” like ya bet ur ass Bitty and Rans and Holster and Lardo and everyone’s linin up to ask whiskey about his day and his classes and stuff but….. their conversations don’t Click with whiskey but then tango comes in and whiskey’s like “!!!!! tony hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and everyone slouches their shoulders in Defeat. Fuckin RIP the Samwell Mens Hockey Team u stood no chance with my boy tony