whiskeyisfine:

ohmgcp:

jedlknight:

themostsarcasticwriter:

onethousandroaches:

secretgeniusshittyknight:

samwellhaus:

onethousandroaches:

top check, please comedic moments in no particular order:

•sriracha cupboard
•"JACK LAURENT ZIMMERMANN DO NOT BLASPHEME"
•"pies just…appear" “we’ve only been here five minutes”
•lardo’s boob art
•"e-SPECIALLY secretary of state"
•ugly baby jack
•roach vs attic discourse
•no pie in hazing
•look at him, sitting on that nhl bench like a pro
•jack catching rans/holtz staring at his ass
•fry guy

and of course, my personal favorite

•"MEN.“

feel free to continue this list

• THAT’S SOME SICK FLOW
• The random girl that pukes up a fountain during the first Hockey Shit w/ Rans and Holtzy
• “Bitch-ass naked and shit-faced”
• Bitty’s faces when he imitates that rival hockey player
• Bitty getting rid of all the beer in the fridge and restocking it with butter; lots of it
• The running gag about baby!Jack looking like an old turnip
• Baby!Jack pooping in the Stanley Cup 3x
• The lost and found with pinned up thongs, bras, and a sock filled with jizz

🔸"You were in town, Zimmermann- DWEEB town! “

🔸"We’re late for our south campus pottery studio tour”

🔸 Beer in basement cooler. ❤ ERB “So totally ultra not cool”

🔸"Cock-a-doodle-mother-fucking-doo! Rise and shine and get out my haus!“

🔸"I went expecting it to be weird– it was. ”

🔸"Yeah, but that’s like, the really nice trash can.“

“was that a theme song?”

“And I brought y’all G O O D I E  B A G S”

• regarding the roach vs attic discourse: “ET TU, LARDO?”
• “Bitty likes girls who can bake.” “You guys are idiots.”
• Tango asking Chowder what his favorite team is while standing in a room full of Sharks merch
• “But actually there’s a youth hockey tournament today so we have to get out of here by 7.”

“I pooed the bus!!”

the fact that tango was being sarcastic about who chowder’s favorite team was but c took him seriously