omgericzimmermann:

des-zimbits:

des-zimbits:

Kent Parson speaking to the press: I totally support LGBT players. Hell, every single team I’ve ever played for has had a queer guy on it.

Hockey fans: TIME TO SCOUR THE ROSTERS OF PARSER’S OLD TEAMS LOOKING FOR THE GAY GUYS!

Kent: You guys are idiots.

#even the guys on kents old team are like #kent knew about me this entire time?! #how did he find out?! (by @bardofspades)

OH MY GOD CLASSIC

“Hi, Kent? It’s Shane. Laval-Shane. Look, I just… heard what you said last week and I wanted to say thanks. You were so cool about it. I never even felt like it was an issue.”

“Oh, right! D-man Shane. Been a while. Cool. Uh… what?”

“Just, you were so good about me being gay.”

“You’re gay? I mean, cool! Cool cool. Good to hear. Look, Shane, I gotta be honest, I had no idea. I meant me. I was fucking my liney the whole time we played.”

“You… what? You were fucking Marc?!  …Did Zimms know?”

#oh my god #kent and his continuing attempts to come out to an oblivious press#but hey now he can start a nice matchmaking service on the side#he can start an app called kent’s little black book #kent parson #omgcp#check please (via @rhysiana) 

Kent Parson’s dating service oh my god