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A Complete List of Really Fun Cool Things to do with Your Completely Platonic Good Friend/Teammate

in honor of jack and bitty’s one-year anniversary

• tease him. constantly. “eat more protein.” jfc. (x)
• even though you’re apart for the summer, make sure to regularly text him asking how he’s doing (because you miss him and you’re worried about him). how does he feel? is he recovering from his concussion alright? 
  you’re worried.

  probably you should text him at midnight just to tell him to go to sleep. he’s probably still awake and sleep is an important part of the recovery process.
  (x, x,
  x)

• (you probably have recurring flashbacks to this horrible moment ok you’re just WORRIED)
• when you get back to school, hang out in the kitchen just so you can talk to him a lot. (x,
  x)
• ask if he vlogs about you, because like, he seems to tweet about you? (does he talk about you? what does he say about you?) (x)
• t e a s e him.
  tell him you’ll never stop teasing him. seriously,

  chirp him about everything. his accent, his tweeting, his baking. anything. whatever.
  (remember: chirping and flirting are variants on the same idea.)

  (x,
  x, x,
  x)

• get up at 4am to slam your body against his. wait. this one is surprisingly kind of legitimate. (x)
• write him a cute note in french teasing him about tweeting too much while you’re studying together. he’ll have to translate it and that will be funny. maybe he’ll laugh. you like it when he laughs. (x, x)
• steal his phone so he pays attention to you. you could also
  take his phone and try to post some quality chirps on his twitter. (that last idea is easier said than done, though. twitter’s difficult? oh well. you tried.)

  (x,
  x)

• slap his butt. s l a p i t. (x)

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