Do you crave positive attention, but don’t want to wear pants or leave the house? Ask your doctor if Writing Fanfiction ™ is right for you!

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Side effects may include: 

• Making friends all over the world and coming to terms with the fact that you might only meet half of them, ever, if you’re lucky
• Occasional-to-frequent sleep-deprivation because the words finally started flowing two hours after you were supposed to be asleep
• Getting into arguments with strangers about which fictional characters should kiss
• Realizing you are working through your own feelings about events from your own life by imagining your favorite fictional characters going through the same things
• Researching the sorts of things that make you worry you’ll end up on an FBI watchlist 
• Watching pornography only to help yourself visualize specific positions/acts
• Crying