Tango is that kid who asks all the questions but is also a giant question mark himself.
Where did he get all those Ikea bags? His iPhone has only six songs and four of them are violin covers of 90s pop?? No one has ever seen him eat a vegetable? Rubik’s cubes and disentanglement puzzles are solved/disassembled without anyone ever seeing him work on them? If someone drops their eating utensil, he always seems to have a spare?? (They’ve tested that last one and it has never once failed. Forks, knives – Bitty once dropped the ONLY grapefruit spoon on the kitchen floor and Tango pulled another one seemingly out of nowhere without even looking up from his eggs.)
Idk I just really like picturing an inexplicable Tango.
#omgcp#yes yes yes#how can he always know if someone has an assignment#like when they don’t evenif they have something to do themselves#tango knows it#he always seems to have an umbrella when it rains#even if the morning was the most beautiful day#but they know that he doesn’t carry always an umbrella#everytime someone has gone to his dorm#everything is in a complete different place#he always appears when someone is going to ask where he is#no matter the time nor the place#and he always keeps meeting really strange people#like if someone is suddenly stopped on the street by an old man who just found the greatest pun#it’s tango#he is stopped#he is told the pun#he doesn’t get it so he spends three hours speaking with the man#said man ends up selling him five eggs and a pocket watch#and when he arrives to the haus bitty just ran out of eggs#and suddenly needs five#and one of the drama kids suddenly knocks the door#wondering if they have a pocket watch they can borrow for a play
(tags via @foxtrotdefencesquad)