jerseydevious:

calebnewcastle:

jerseydevious:

five-for-silver-six-for-gold:

jerseydevious:

on the subject of jewish superheroes, batman was made jewish by accident, and DC has no fucking clue they did it

I missed this, explain! (Sorry don’t have a great comics background.)

you’re fine! comics are wild and confusing, i understand completely

the kanes are jewish! kate kane is jewish, and canonically bruce’s maternal first cousin, effectively making martha wayne jewish. by halachic standards, that would make bruce jewish.

So Bruce had a Bat Mitzvah ceremony then?

im really fucking mad that DC accidentally made this pun possible, and that i was also not the first to make it