pay for the boy’s froyo, really listen to his problems without mocking him, but when he stops being sad flirt with him to oblivion
did i forget: just sign your huge nhl contract but still take that boy out and listen to his oven woes.
#you know why jack hates when bitty starts tweeting#BECAUSE HE STARTS PAYING ATTENTION TO HIS PHONE AND STOPS PAYING ATTENTION TO JACK#“pay attention to meeeeee” jack says “look i’m chirping you! look at me! what’s so interesting?? you could be talking to me!!!!” (x@jacksbits)