heyfightme:

jack likes to feel huge and just be all over bitty. some ways this happens:

• bitty is standing there mid-conversation w someone and jack comes up behind him and drapes himself over bitty’s shoulders and settles all his body weight on bitty’s back
• bitty’s knees buckle
• “jack whY”
• “increase your weight class bittle”
• must be big spoon (”jack let me breathe” “no”)
• bitty sitting on the couch and jack just throws himself across bitty’s lap #highdrama
• sitting on bitty’s lap at parties (”you’re crushing me” “stop skipping leg day”)
• bending down in exaggerated ways to kiss bitty and leaning down over him and wrapping his arms around him
• bitty is asleep in bed and jack comes home late (roadie? game? who knows rly) and just flops on top of bitty
• first time it happens bitty thinks he’s being smothered
• he wakes up and screams
• jack is like “shut up i’m trying to sleep”
• any time bitty is lying down anywhere. reading on the couch? studying on the floor? sunbathing outside? must lie on top of him.
• Must Pick Bittle Up™
• fireman lifts
• bridal style
• just throw him over your shoulder it’s fine
• i see you’re sitting on that bench bittle. well NOW you have to wrap your legs around my waist haha.
• i can’t be bothered bending down so i’m just going to lift you up to kiss you okay
• oh you’re sitting over there. well if i pull you across the couch, you’ll be sitting in my lap. imagine that.
• (”jaCK ZIMMERMAnn let me live”)
• “here sit between my legs and lean back against my chest”
• making out? cool cool cool. would be better if i were lying on top of you though.
• lying with his face mashed into bitty’s chest, bitty playing with his hair
• “you’re drooling on my shirt, honey”
• “shh no i’m not”
• “ew”
• folding bitty into a little ball and curling around him entirely (”jack my knees hurt” “let me love you”)
• bitty pancaked across jack’s chest this time
• “are you lying on top of me? i can’t actually tell because it’s like someone laid a tiny cat on my chest. or like a feather or something.”
• “shut UP”