bitzimmz:

shortcrust:

okay so i know we’ve been talking about nursey’s reaction to whiskey but, like

can you imagine dex

he emerges from where he was helping clean up the kitchen when he hears the tadpoles arrive, calmly makes his way into the hall, see’s the assembled mass, takes in all the faces, freezes, and walks backwards back in

ransom is like ??? bro what’s wrong

dex’s head turns, slowly, like something from The Ring

‘there’s another one’

Ok, but imagine Dex and Whiskey becoming really good friends???? Whiskey and Dex connect on a level in which they are just so done with everyone around them. Like, Nursey will tell Dex to chill and he’ll be like: fuk off m8, but Whiskey will say something and Dex’ll be like: yeah ok whatever.

Nursey hates it. I mean, Whiskey’s an ok dude, but him and Dex as friends just irks him. (The irony of that is not lost on him). So, whenever they’re all hanging and Dex and Whiskey are together, Nursey gets super tense and wired.

And both Dex and Whiskey are like: dude chill.

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#not 2 b dramatic but i’m literally reblogging every version/variation i see of this#cause it’s what i’m living for#whiskey#nursey#dex#nursey complaining to bitty: i don’t GET it why are they FRIENDS???#bitty: are u sure ur not just a little jealous nurse?#nursey: me?????? jealoUS????? bits i have never been jealous in my LIFE THEY’RE the problem here#bitty: *stares at the camera like he’s on the office*