roachpatrol:

thepioden:

lizardlicks:

solluxisms:

Love it when a fic author is like “so if my other fic was vanilla, this fic is 110% (complex mixture of ice cream flavors and toppings)” and you look at the tags and shake your head slowly like “oh, my sweet summer child.”

Once you discover Homestuck xeno kink there’s no going back.

When you calibrate your ‘vanilla’ to ‘hermaphroditic bug-alien tentacle-wangs’ it throws off the whole scale wrt kink in other fandoms.

sometimes you remember ‘vanilla’ actually has stricter parameters than ‘no one actually dies for real during the actual sex act itself’ and get sort of confused about what other people are doing with their friday nights