Alternative responses when someone asks you whether you’re a boy or girl:

babblingfishes:

• equally-confused shrugging

• “about 20%”

• return the question, acting intrigued and interested with their answer

• take out your id card and squint at it for a couple minutes before admitting that you forgot your glasses

• lean in and whisper “I wonder the same thing daily”

• ask numerous detailed questions about which gender involves [insert quality], then make them wait a while as you tally up the points on your fingers