11eagle:

sexioto:

letsmakeloaf:

usbdongle:

fun game: replace a single word in an idiom with “fuck”

examples:
– go fuck a kite
– no sense fucking a dead horse
– don’t count your chickens before they fuck
– they don’t have two coins to fuck together

#gotta fuck a few eggs to make an omelet#don’t fuck a gift lion in the mouth#time fucks all wounds

• a penny for your fuck?
• don’t fuck around the bush
• I’ll fuck that bridge when I get to it
• don’t fuck on the bandwagon
• when in rome, fuck as the romans do
• those who live in glass houses should not fuck stones
• a fuck is worth a thousand words
• if you want something done right, you have to fuck it yourself

A fuck in the hand is worth two in the bush