Kuroko: How long have you been sleeping with Takao-kun?
Midorima: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your… you have the nerve, the audacity… Takao is my partner, technically, and he is terrible, face-wise. And how… how… do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off. Hmm? Check and mate! This is an outrage! Who do I call?