mehofkirkwall:

strikersindanger:

bohemianrhapsodaisychains:

writing-prompt-s:

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.

WAIT! He isn’t wed, SHIA SURPRISE! There’s a ring in his hand and love in his eyes!

(Standing underneath a chuppah)
They’re reading the ketuba, Shia Labeouf
It’s his promise to provide for and love you, Shia Labeouf
You were lead to him by your mothers, Shia Labeouf
He presents you the ring to complete the betrothal, Shia Labeouf
You’re getting blessings and wine from your new inlaaaws